So I'm wondering, who exactly was it on Rihanna's wardrobe team who first thought "Hmm, for 2010 what if we go for a 'demon spawn of Jo-Jo the Clown and Elizabeth Taylor' look"? Red hair, crimson lipstick, blue eye shadow, and technicolor-dream booty-shorts. Seriously? Don't get me wrong, I think it's very attractive, for people between the ages of 3 and 7. Just didn't appreciate my 4 year-old niece walking around singing "Come on rude boy boy can you get it up, come on rude boy boy is you big enough..." I had to wash her mouth out with a Dettol Handwash and Satiskin Bubble Bath mixture. For this reason Rihanna has been added to my already extensive shit list. And for the teenagers in my sphere of concern, please don't copy Rihanna's style, it's garbage. Unless you want to get married to Ajigijah the Clown from Avondale shopping center (and surrounding environs). Go buy yourself a damn identity before buying shit you see on TV.
Then again. Maybe it's just me.
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